Z-FLO - Try Not To Laugh

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Yo My dick bent like a boomerang My dangalang, it swang like an orangutan My nuts hang, like car keys, they dangling Small penis, I could bang a wedding ring Like Skrillex… Get it? Bangarang You still laughing cause my dick shaped like a candy cane I love Chinese people, I never understand a thang All I hear is "Ping pow, 5 dollar, and changaling" My cat's lost, they told me he went that-a-way I whacked off to Teletubbies on Saturday On Sunday, I do it to Grey's Anatomy And wiped the TV down with my sister's pads on Splatter Day [Chorus] Try not to laugh at me Try not to laugh at me because 'Cause I'm a funny nigga 'Cause I'm a funny nigga (2x) [Verse 2] Fat Nigga, so whatcha making? I'll eat a big ass butter biscuit with a side of bacon I'll go skydiving naked holding a pound of cake and Pass gas on a pancake hoping my ass will bake it I'll use a strap-on chicken leg for penetration Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it for lubrication Rapunzel! Nigga ugly McDonald's. Chicken Nuggets I saw a chick, super duper thick Fat nose, chalupa lips But she smokes weed, she got them dookie lips She got that Young Thug "Pass me the Hookah" lips Fucknuggets, donkey butt Donkey Kong, Monkey nuts Faggot Magnet, she got that booty dew Cause her stomach sticks out further than her booty do [Chorus] Try not to laugh at me Try not to laugh at me because 'Cause I'm a funny nigga 'Cause I'm a funny nigga (2x) [Verse 3] Now, I had a chick call me handsome And what I'm about to say next is random I called Ghostbusters, paid them a ransom 'Cause she so skinny she had the ass of a phantom It's nonexistent, what you whining for? 'Cause that ass is extinct like a dinosaur Triceratops, a horn dog But her back straight, like a corn dog Hoooah! Rick Ross —— Shubbedee wubbedee dick floss Yo, I turn up like a vegetable.... ....Titty Sprinkles